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Here we go with photo's of S.A.D.M.E.N. 2007. I must apologise for the poor quality of these first photos, I think my camera is on the way out. They will be replaced with others when I get them. Enjoy anyway!
Pete the Pirate and his good friend Captain Sensible
Big John, Gav and Tom better known as NIGHTSHIFT
SOME OF THE CRACKIN BIKES ON SHOW
NICE HARDTAIL
BEST IN SHOW
BEST CHOP
THIS ONE WON BEST CAMOUFLAGE JOB!!!!!
BEST PAINT
OUTSTANDING IN ITS FIELD
For those of you who complain about the state of the bogs at rallies........YOU AINT SEEN NOTHIN!!.....this is the Gentlemen's Pees Wah
THANKS TO THE MOONSHINERS FOR ORGANISING THE PERFECT WEATHER AND EVERYTHING ELSE.
15th-17th June
The 21st Farmyard Party, now I am a veteran rally goer with about a thousand years under my belt but for some reason I have never been to The Farmyard, so I thought it was about time to put this little oversight right. What can I say? It was (despite the manky weather) brilliant!!!! and if the Gods will it I will never miss another! Enjoy the photos! Incidentally the photo above isn't me, this is my son Fil.
"I said five pints numbnuts!!"
Here you are Innes! Now then, which one did I piss in?
Farmyard tip No1: When attempting to get served at the bar it is often counter productive to say "Giz a drink ya big ugly hairy bastard" as she will undoubtedly refuse to serve you!
Farmyard tip No2: If, after putting your tent up, you notice a large, uncomfortable lump under your groundsheet you could try tamping it down with a large, heavy shovel. However as the lump may in fact, be a sheep, your wife/husband or even a Welsh person; I feel I must warn you that it is against the law to beat a sheep flat with a shovel.
Farmyard tip No3. When staggering back to your tent in the dark there is always a risk that you may trip on a guy-rope or a tent peg. Try staggering backwards, cos falling on your arse is less painful than falling on your face.
Tastes like piss this lager!
Beer Monster
YOU MEET THE NICEST PEOPLE ON A HONDA!
Farmyard tip No4. When attempting to chat up a pretty girl late at night be sure she does not have:
a) A large well built angry boyfriend/husband.
b) A black belt in Karate.
c) A penis.
Farmyard tip No5. Do not accept any glasses of Blue WKD from anybody emerging from a Porta-loo (also please note, there is no such thing as New Yellow WKD).
Farmyard tip No6. Do not mix old school bikers, rave music and lots of alcohol, it makes you break out in a really bad case of face painting!!!
Baz's Gettin Ready To Be Yet Another Year Older Gathering
30th June/1st July
BOLLOX
S.A.D.M.E.N. Headquarters for the weekend (at least that was the plan)
It was real nice to see Wheatus, Cleatus, Bubba, their sister Clitorina and big brother Stephen join us for the weekend.
Saturday afternoon ride out.
To the land of The Big Skies
(unfortunately 4 of us became separated from the rest)
What the Hell is she on about?
Gerupta Singh
Innes drops a bombshell!!
Soon after 7.30 the Variety Club Sunshine Coach arrived!
Unfortunately the gas masks were back at the tent
Beats the sh*t out of me Billy!
What the f*#$ is goin' on?
She's a bitch, she's a lover, she's a child , she's a mother, she's a sinner, she's a saint
AND THEN THERE WAS THE TINA TURNER LOOKALIKE COMPETITION
There was, Wolfsbane Turner.
Big Jock Turner
And what do you know? Tina Sinovitis turned up too!
Geordie Turner the well known transvestite Tina Turner lookalike
Tiny Turner
Then there was Stu (who really had hair like this once but it was a different colour) Turner
Sue winning the yard of ale competition against (to his eternal shame) Innes.
28th July 2007
Lovo's Dad
More to Follow!
Durham Police Bikewise Event
29th July 07
Photos by
Fil
MORE PHOTOS FROM THE DOGS BOLLOX
HOT OFF THE PRESS, COURTESY OF SLUKE.
BOLLOX
PART 2
Your'e where? ..At The Dog? .. I thought you said The Frog!!!!!!!!
Yes mate, I'll have a gottle 'o' gear
You want another drink Steve?
No! No! Sherlock Holmes smoked his pipe like this.
Donnie and Marie Luke finally turned up!
"I'll get it out and you three go and round up a sheep" said Paul hopefully!
Theres a good lookin one over there Stu...quick catch her for me!
She's your wife mate! You help her get her helmet off!!
Mmmff, mmmmffff, mmff!!!
Baaa
I've got what? sheepshit on me boots? I don't know how that got there pet!
AND THAT WAS THE S.A.D.M.E.N. SUMMER PARTY
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Trimdon Vintage Car and Bike Rally
10th August
Jensen Healy Sprite (I think) and a 1970's MGB (I think)
1920's Bullnose Morris
1950's Jaguar
1960's Sunbeam sports car.
2 Morris delivery vans one pre-war and the other post war
Not sure but I think this is an Alvis, my dad had one of these.
MG Roadster
I think this is an Albion
Alfa-Romeo Spyder
A 650 Triumph Bonneville.
Sorry I know nothing about this bike other than its a single cylinder BSA
Norton Cafe Racer and BSA Gold Flash
This is a 1000cc Vincent Black Shadow that looks as as if it has just come out of the showroom.
Absolutely stunning!
This was, for me, the star of the show its a 1920 Brough Superior Mk1 and is rarer than hens teeth, absolutely outstanding. Think about it, this bike is 87, yes 87 years old! and is the third motorcycle that Brough ever made, not the third model, the third motorcycle and is the only one in existence.
